PRE-ORDER - Pink Dong Gong - 10"

$45.69

10" of Pure Ballistic Satisfaction

Introducing the Dong Gong—the world’s first AR500 steel shooting target shaped exactly like you think it is. Because let’s be honest: life is too short to shoot at boring circles when you could be ringing steel on a giant, pink, high-velocity phallus.

The 10" Small Dong Gong is the "starter dong." It’s perfect for pistol practice, backyard plinking, or anyone who’s just easing into the dong-shooting lifestyle. Don’t let the size fool you—this little guy takes a beating like a champ and will outlast every flimsy cardboard target you’ve ever ghosted.

The Stats:

10" long × 6" wide
~37 square inches of premium, dong-shaped target surface.
3/8" AR500 Hardened Steel: Can handle any load you can muster.
Finger Blasting Pink: High-visibility, high-vibrancy, high-class.
Portland-Born: Laser-cut with love right here in Portland, Oregon.
Mounting: 3 mounting holes (1 top, 2 bottom) for chains, stands, or whatever you’re into.

Size Matters (The Science)

How does it compare to a regular round target? A standard 6" circle target offers about 28 square inches of space. The Small Dong Gong gives you ~37 square inches. That is 32% more dong for your dollar. You can’t argue with math.

Can it Handle My Load?

Absolutely. This 3/8" AR500 is rated for centerfire pistols and rifles at safe distances. Keep your rifle at 100+ yards and your pistol at 10+ yards. Don’t be an idiot—nobody likes a ricochet to the real thing.

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Note: This is a PRE-ORDER. Pre-orders for the first run of Dong Gongs are open until June 1st. Dong Gongs will begin shipping the first week of June. Your card will be charged today. Don't worry—your dong is worth the wait.