Mr. Dick is on vacation! NO dicks will be shipped until 10/2 The interns will be stuck at the dick factory doing inventory, so we'll get all orders out ASAP when he returns. Thank you!
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Mr. Dick is on vacation! NO dicks will be shipped until 10/2 The interns will be stuck at the dick factory doing inventory, so we'll get all orders out ASAP when he returns. Thank you!
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Heyy card. Is it a phone? Or is it a card?
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Whatevs. Just order it.

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