O’Queef Key Chain & Pussy Pop

Welcum to Mr. Dick's 7 Days of V.D.!!!
Day 5 of 7

Finally something for the Vajayjay lovers!

What's the number one problem with keychains today?? That there isn't a pink acrylic vagina attached to them!
We're here to help solve that problem with a pussy you can fit in your pocket. 

But wait, that's not all!
If you order now, we'll also throw in this lovely pussy pop! Think of it as the lollipop you've always wanted but never knew you needed.
It's Strawberry flavored and will keep those taste buds tingling until that last lick! 
How many licks will it take you to get to the center????

Keychain made from Laser cut and engraved pink fluorescent acrylic.

**Limited Quantities Available**

Give your special Valintine the gift of Dicks on this beautiful made-up Holiday!

Every order is sent anonymously!
Your secret is safe with us.