Pint & Penis Pasta

Welcum to Mr. Dick's 7 Days of V.D.!!!
Day 1 of 7

PENIS PASTA & PINT COMBO!

We're taking wining and dining to a whole new level!

Treat your date to a lovely mouthful of peckers a la pasta and wash it down with a sip from the Pint of dicks.

Note, we suggest removing the cardboard dicks from the pint before adding liquid but you do you if you prefer them in there.


**Limited Quantities Available**

Give your special Valintine the gift of Dicks on this beautiful made-up Holiday!

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