Pint ‘O Dicks
Pint ‘O Dicks
Pint ‘O Dicks
Pint ‘O Dicks

Pint ‘O Dicks

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A Pint Glass full of dicks.

Ever since Mr. Dick was a wee lad, he’s been stuffing his dick in each and every vessel that could withstand a wicked onslaught of 2.8 centimeters. In fact, things got so bad that Grandfather dick had to sell the whole flock due to a series of “familial transgressions.” Insert Sad Trombone here. Despite the shame and guilt of losing the family farm, he’s kept at it, for we all know you can’t teach an old dog new dicks.

The most recent dick-stuffing fixation involves his other lifelong passion: drinking. As soon as he finishes his pint of Jameson’s, he slams it onto the bar and promptly fills it with dicks. So we invite all ye O’Malleys and Shaughnessys out there to join the St. Paddy’s Day Cockathon and treat ye selves to a Pint O’ Dicks. Hand crafted by sloppy leprechauns from the glassy moats of Galway, these vessels will protect your drink like a vigilante shepherd. Be you alone, unhappily married or on the wire with the rest of the birds, the Pint O’ Dicks is the perfect hype man to kickstart your holiday clusterfuck. Erin Go Bragh, Brah!

Each pint glass will be ship full of dicks. Think of it as a multi-use vessel.

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Every order is sent anonymously!
Your secret is safe with us.

Some Frequently Asked Dick Questions:

- Are the dicks sent anonymously?
They sure are! The only clue of where it came from will be Ship A Dick’s return address on the shipping label.  Even if they email us asking who sent it, we’ll tell them it goes against our Ship A Dick Code of Ethics and we won’t give out that private information.

- Are you sure they won’t find out I sent it?? I’m really worried…
Rest assured your secret is safe with us! We have never and will never give out any order information.

How is this giant dick shipped?
We insert the full length penis into a thin brown paper bag, seal it up, slap a shipping label on it and send it out into the wild via the United States Postal Service.
Every order gets a large orange sticker that says "Fondle With Care'

- How much is shipping?
All dicks are shipped via the United States Postal Service. The cheapest shipping option is ‘First Class Mail’ and generally runs about $5 and takes 3-6 business days to arrive. The faster and more expensive option is ‘Priority Mail’. It costs about $7-$12 depending on the destination and will arrive in 1-3 days. All shipping costs will be calculated on the checkout page.

 - How long does it take to get there?
Generally, we ship dicks within 24hrs after they’re ordered, occasionally within 2 days of an order. No dicks are shipped on weekends; please time your order accordingly. If they are shipped via ‘First Class mail’ then it will take 3-6 business days to arrive once the order is processed. Faster shipping via ‘Priority Mail’ will get your dick there in 1-3 days after the order is processed. We do not guarantee the USPS won’t drop the balls on this.

 - Will the recipient know I sent them a giant dick?
Nope! They will only see ShipADick.com’s return address. It’s our dirty, little secret. We promise not to tell.

- How thick is the dick?
Dicks are made of 1/4″ double-walled gluten free, free-range, certified orgasmic cardboard. What they lack in thickness, they deliver, like a Creed slow jam, in beauty and grace.

- What color are the dicks?
Like your Aunt Edna’s underwear, white on one side, and brown on the other.

- Why are you guys even doing this?!?!?
Because shipping giant dicks to people brings us more joy than anything else in life (after handies from your mother of course.)

- Do you live and operate ShipADick.com out of your parent’s basement?
Yes… How’d you guess that?!?!?


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HEATHER PITZ

very good stuff and thank you i have a question for you how do yo make bouquart of dick let me know
heather pitz

Hi Heather. The minions at the dick factory have some special minion magic to make the dick bouquets. We're not even sure how they do it....

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Madison
Worth every penny!

I got this as a surprise gift for my friend & he said it was the best gift ever! He couldn't stop laughing. He said it was his new favorite pint glass.

Thanks for the dick order and thanks for choosing Ship A Dick to show your loved ones you care!