PRE-ORDER - RAW Dong Gong - All 3 Sizes Bundle

The Naked Trifecta

The complete raw dong experience. Three sizes. Three dongs. All steel, no paint, no apologies. The Raw Full Set is for the shooter who wants options—a small dong for close work, a medium for general carnage, and a large for when you really need to make a statement downrange.

This is honest, unadorned AR500 steel in its purest form. Whether you're setting up a full-rack display or running specialized drills, this set ensures you're never under-donged.

The Best Part: You’re saving $28 compared to buying them separately. Spend that extra cash on ammo and shoot your new dongs with it. It’s the circle of life.

What’s in the Set:

• 1x Raw Small Dong Gong: 10" tall × 6" wide (~37 sq in) — The "Au Naturel" Starter.

• 1x Raw Medium Dong Gong: 13" tall × 8" wide (~64 sq in) — The Naked Truth.

• 1x Raw Large Dong Gong: 16" tall × 10" wide (~99 sq in) — The Uncut Absolute Unit.

• Material: All three are heavy-duty 3/8" AR500 hardened steel.

• Finish: Natural Raw Steel (Ready for a lifetime of patina).

• Origin: Laser-cut right here in Portland, Oregon.

• Mounting: A total of 9 mounting holes across the set for chains, stands, or whatever you're into.

Can it Handle My Load?

Obviously. Every piece in this set is 3/8" AR500, rated for centerfire pistols and rifles at safe distances. Keep your rifle at 100+ yards and your pistol at 10+ yards. Use your head—don’t make us put a warning label on the thing.

Discrete Shipping

Every order ships FREE and 100% anonymously. Three dongs, one box, zero explanation needed. We promise we will not write "GIANT STEEL DONG COLLECTION" on the outside of the box. Your secrets (and your steel) are safe with us.

Note: This is a PRE-ORDER. Pre-orders for the first run of Dong Gongs are open until June 1st. Full sets will begin shipping the first week of June. Your card will be charged today. Don’t worry—your dongs are worth the wait.