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It’s 2022; our skeletons are finally cumming out of the closet, and holymotherofgod these guys are some grateful dead. Blessed with 32 different styles of dick, these boner bags are bangin around the dick factory like an apocalyptic zombie jug band.

With all of their wangers snapped together, they stand a towering 4 ft. 5 inches. Sprinkle in ghoulish Dick ribs, chode feet and bony, little dick fingers and you’ve got yourself a hot and capable companion for All Hallow’s Eve.

Knock Knock!

Who’s There?

A Skeleton

A skeleton who?

A skeleTON of boners on your doorstep.

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