Mr. Dick is on vacation! NO dicks will be shipped until 10/2 The interns will be stuck at the dick factory doing inventory, so we'll get all orders out ASAP when he returns. Thank you!
Mr. Dick is on vacation! NO dicks will be shipped until 10/2 The interns will be stuck at the dick factory doing inventory, so we'll get all orders out ASAP when he returns. Thank you!
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The Chocolate Dick
The Chocolate Dick
The Chocolate Dick
The Chocolate Dick

The Chocolate Dick

Regular price $19.99 $0.00 Unit price per

Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in......even better, a chocolate dick.

This vegan chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

Measures ~ 4.5" long and 1.25" in girth.

Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process.

Every order is sent anonymously!
Your secret is safe with us.


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