Mr. Dick is on vacation! NO dicks will be shipped until 10/2 The interns will be stuck at the dick factory doing inventory, so we'll get all orders out ASAP when he returns. Thank you!
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Mr. Dick is on vacation! NO dicks will be shipped until 10/2 The interns will be stuck at the dick factory doing inventory, so we'll get all orders out ASAP when he returns. Thank you!
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The Chocolate Dick
The Chocolate Dick
The Chocolate Dick
The Chocolate Dick

The Chocolate Dick

$19.99 $0.00

Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in......even better, a chocolate dick.

This vegan chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

Measures ~ 4.5" long and 1.25" in girth.

Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process.

Every order is sent anonymously!
Your secret is safe with us.

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