The Easter Bunny Dick
The Easter Bunny Dick
The Easter Bunny Dick
The Easter Bunny Dick

The Easter Bunny Dick

Regular price $19.99 Sale price $24.99 Unit price per

Like John Lennon and the rest of the Beatles, “I don’t care too much for bunnies; bunnies can’t buy me drugs!”

With the exception of the Trix rabbit, who subsists on a permanent stream of methamphetamines, these vile, shameless pro-creators have usurped this sacred holiday by stealing eggs from fluorescent chickens and hiding them in baskets all over our double-wide. A stroke of barely controllable vengeance, the Easter bunny dick is a middle finger up the love chute of Rabbits everywhere.
If you like bunnies, forget about the last four sentences, and revel in his adorable recreation of Easter’s most unique and lovable character.

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Every order is sent anonymously!
Your secret is safe with us.


Some Frequently Asked Dick Questions:

- Are the dicks sent anonymously?
They sure are! The only clue of where it came from will be Ship A Dick’s return address on the shipping label.  Even if they email us asking who sent it, we’ll tell them it goes against our Ship A Dick Code of Ethics and we won’t give out that private information.

- Are you sure they won’t find out I sent it?? I’m really worried…
Rest assured your secret is safe with us! We have never and will never give out any order information.

How is this giant dick shipped?
We insert the full length penis into a thin brown paper bag, seal it up, slap a shipping label on it and send it out into the wild via the United States Postal Service.
Every order gets a large orange sticker that says "Fondle With Care'

- How much is shipping?
All dicks are shipped via the United States Postal Service. The cheapest shipping option is ‘First Class Mail’ and generally runs about $5 and takes 3-6 business days to arrive. The faster and more expensive option is ‘Priority Mail’. It costs about $7-$12 depending on the destination and will arrive in 1-3 days. All shipping costs will be calculated on the checkout page.

 - How long does it take to get there?
Generally, we ship dicks within 24hrs after they’re ordered, occasionally within 2 days of an order. No dicks are shipped on weekends; please time your order accordingly. If they are shipped via ‘First Class mail’ then it will take 3-6 business days to arrive once the order is processed. Faster shipping via ‘Priority Mail’ will get your dick there in 1-3 days after the order is processed. We do not guarantee the USPS won’t drop the balls on this.

 - Will the recipient know I sent them a giant dick?
Nope! They will only see’s return address. It’s our dirty, little secret. We promise not to tell.

- How thick is the dick?
Dicks are made of 1/4″ double-walled gluten free, free-range, certified orgasmic cardboard. What they lack in thickness, they deliver, like a Creed slow jam, in beauty and grace.

- What color are the dicks?
Like your Aunt Edna’s underwear, white on one side, and brown on the other.

- Why are you guys even doing this?!?!?
Because shipping giant dicks to people brings us more joy than anything else in life (after handies from your mother of course.)

- Do you live and operate out of your parent’s basement?
Yes… How’d you guess that?!?!?

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Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review
Never arrived

I was very excited for this to be delivered, but it never arrived. It was supposed to arrive almost 2 weeks ago and never showed up. Very disappointing.

Hi Daniel. I have to ask, why would you take the time to leave a 1-star review before taking the time to contact us and letting us fix the issue?
Especially when it was a postal service problem and had nothing to do with our dick-handling skills...

I just looked at the tracking and it seems the last update was in NASHVILLE, TN and one can guess that it was somehow lost in the mail. We are always here to help our dick customers and we're just a simple email away. We would have sent a new Easter Bunny dick out the same day to fix the problem, as we never like to hear about a dickless recipient....
So, please reach around and we'll help you out. Or if the moment has passed and the Easter Bunny Dick wouldn't have the same joke part way into April, we'd be more than happy to issue you a refund.

Love and always yours,
- Mr. Dick