The Jolly St. Dick
The Jolly St. Dick

The Jolly St. Dick

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 He’s making a list and he’s spanking it twice.

I don’t know about you, but our dickmas balls start a twinklin’ when we think of St. Dick and that beefy bayonet tucked into his belt. From experience, we know to take it quite literally when we hear he’s cumming to town. (Let’s just say we’ve found more than lottery tickets deep inside our Dickmas Cockings). To celebrate this home-wrecking reindeer musher, we fashioned a dick to imitate this decidedly creepy folk hero. Tastefully adorned with a hat and beard, this fully-clothed (don’t worry, his balls are still showing! ) scoundrel is seething with inappropriate potential. The Jolly St. Dick is guaranteed to evoke repressed memories from the ghosts of Dickmas past.


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