Conceived on the 7th Day of a fortnight of fuzzybumping, the ResERECTION embodies the girth and audaciousness which characterize thy lord and savior. Hung like Jesus at an ethereal length of 29 inches & bestowed with a three-dimensional crown of thorns, this adorable Easter dick will thrill any ardent Jesus lover.
To add a touch of class to this, admittedly, tragic dick, we’ve engraved its balls with the inspirational phrase, “He has risen.” Since the crucifixion, a crown of thorns has come to represent authenticity and defiance not unlike a dick joke at the dinner table. The ResERECTION is not a dick, but a spiritual experience.
We’ve even included a note card for free!!
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