The Thanksgiving Dick!

Wholesome. Sincere. Thoughtful. Virtuous.

Designed for all those good guys and gals out there who actually respect American tradition, this is a plain cardboard dick with Happy Thanksgiving engraved on the shaft. Don’t ruin Aunt Edna’s mental breakdown/Thanksgiving dinner with our other blasphemous products. Rather, accentuate her Dollar Store Napkins with this classy, considerate centerpiece.

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