The Wishboners! - 5 Pack

Nothing says nostalgia like grabbing a dead turkey’s clavicle and snapping it in half while your smiling family applauds. Since, we here at Shipadick, are permanently stuck in the past, (Call our land-line if you don’t believe it) we thought we’d recreate one of our favorite Thanksgiving memories. Cut out of 1/8″ white acrylic (4″ tall) this double-dicked plastic bone is, like Mr. Dick on the tail end of a White-Out bender, ready to fucking snap. Just grab a friend, choose a shaft, make a wish and jerk it off.

5 Wishboners in pack!

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