Dad dicks are big, but are Grad dicks bigger?

That's right, kids. Father's Day is just around the corner... Don't forget, Dad's dick had everything to do with your creation, so show a little respect. (That whole stork story is a fallacy that even my phallus can see.) Tell your bastard dad what a dick he can be or show that sweet patriarch how much of a dick you really are.

Or flaunt that liberal arts diploma, like a wrinkled scrotum, right in has face. Yes esteemed cock-stocker, we've got your graduation covered as well. You don't need your own semen to know that this will be a seminal moment in your life. Toss your salad, your fancy cap, and a customized graduation dick--yes my pathetic darling, celebrate what’s to cum.


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