8==D Inbox

Thanks for sticking with our dicks!
We love you.

Your dick dedication shall be rewarded, 
and we'd like to offer you a 
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A few notes:
- You'll still have to pay for shipping :(
- Code is only good for the 29" Original dick
- Your butthole is closer to the Pyramids than to me banging Cleopatra on the Moon
(It makes sense. Look it up. Trust me, I'm a dick doctor.)