PRE-ORDER - Pink Dong Gong - 13"

$65.69

13" of Unapologetic Steel

You looked at the Small and thought, "I need more dong." We respect that. Honestly, we originally looked at a 12" version, but it just wasn't long enough to satisfy—so we pushed it to 13" because you deserve that extra inch of ballistic glory.

The 13" Medium Dong Gong is the sweet spot. It's big enough to spot from a distance, pink enough to confuse your range neighbors, and sturdy enough to take everything you’ve got and ask for more. This is the dong most people end up coming back for after they shoot a friend's Small and realize they’ve got a serious case of dong-envy.

The Stats:

13" long × 8" wide
~64 square inches of premium, dong-shaped target surface.
3/8" AR500 Hardened Steel: Engineered to handle any load you can muster.
Finger Blasting Pink: High-visibility, high-vibrancy, high-class.
Portland-Born: Laser-cut with love right here in Portland, Oregon.
Mounting: 3 mounting holes (1 top, 2 bottom) for chains, stands, or creative rigging.

Size Matters (The Science)

How does it compare to a regular round target? A standard 8" circle target offers about 50 square inches of space. Your Medium Dong Gong delivers ~64 square inches. That’s 28% more dong, every single time. You’re welcome.

Can it Handle My Load?

You bet your brass it can. This 3/8" AR500 handles centerfire pistols and rifles at safe distances. Keep your rifle at 100+ yards and your pistol at 10+ yards. Shoot responsibly—don't be the person who ruins the fun for everyone else.

Discrete Shipping

Every order ships FREE and 100% anonymously. It arrives in a plain, boring box. What you do with the Finger Blasting Pink steel dong inside is strictly between you and your range bag.

Note: This is a PRE-ORDER. Pre-orders for the first run of Dong Gongs are open until June 1st. Dong Gongs will begin shipping the first week of June. Your card will be charged today. Don't worry—your dong is worth the wait.