Halloween Dick Party Pack
The Hole Shebang!
Just looking at this stunning array of Halloween dickorations is getting me scared stiff. Down boy, I’ve got a product description to do. ( Insert whip sound here). The guest list includes: Ghosts with a Boner, Dick Bats, the inimitable Skeleboner and just for dicks and jiggles, the original Dick O Lantern.
Talk about a Wet Dream Tag Team just in time for Halloween!
We’ll even include some drink koozies for all of your tasty Halloween beverages.
A free note card is included too!
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