The Bag O’ Dicks

A rare opportunity beckons, my fellow dick enthusiast.

Given the wild inequality of the system you’ve spent your life unsuccessfully fucking, treasure is exceedingly hard to cum by. Yet, here she lies on this shiny webpage ripe for the dicking. Behold, the priceless* pleasure trove otherwise known as the Bag O’ Dicks. It’s a faux burlap sack on the brink of implosion from the weight of 30+ miniature wieners.

In short, the Bag O’ Dicks = A Pot of Gold, and you, my darling, are one fine-ass leprechaun.

*Adjective used metaphorically. This product costs money.

We’ve even included a custom note card for free!! Enter your message above.

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