The Biden Dick

While this dick might be old, at least it's looking good with the mirrored aviator sunglasses. It's ready to bust a nut on some infrastructure but not until he finishes that ice cream cone. Well, maybe after a nap too....anytime is a good time to catch some shut-eye!

The Biden Dick stands 30" tall with its white hair, laser cut mirrored acrylic aviators and cardboard ice cream cone. The Zzzzzzz across the balls lets you know he's alive, alert, and ready for action!

At the very least, this is one dick that you won't catch sniffing your hair...

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