The DicCity Shirt

While Mr. Dick is notoriously coy regarding his biography, we are compelled to share some relevant data from his tiny, shriveled childhood. Mr. Dick was raised on a steady diet of Mickey’s, Fritos, Night Court and Portland Trailblazers basketball.

If you weren’t such a Sportsball deficient aristocrat, you’d know that Mr. Dick’s hometown of Portland, OR is, in NBA circle jerks, known as Rip City.

History notwithstanding, we believe it’s time to modify that moniker to reflect the true spirit of Portland Fuckin’ Orygun. So, welcome to Dick City, my basketball brethren—a haven for clam dunks and 3 second violations! These t-shirts range from XS-3XL and are smoother than Clyde the Glide on a Slip N Slide. A perfect complement to Dame Time, 3J and Nurkic Fever, the Dick City rally tee is guaranteed to propel us to 8th place in the Western Conference!

2 color screen print on Next Level Apparel cotton-poly blend (soft as a freshly waxed hyena).

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