The Dick Menorah
Jewish you had a holiday MANtlepiece like the elegant cocktopussy magnet we humbly dub the Dick Menorah. Blessed with a festival of cock (9 in total) this meat needled monstrosity sits upon a homemade dickstand just like your Mom at a Kenny Chesney concert. No longer shall you ostracize your Jewish friends from that holiday circle jerk, for this holy cockalabra is primed for 8 nights of dickgiving.
So start rocking the dreidel of love and order the Dick Menorah today!
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